There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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