I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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