I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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