oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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