People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My dick has a subreddit
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
