I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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