I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
