apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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