Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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