I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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