Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Someone signed my nipple.
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