It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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