when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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