Whod you bang
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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