I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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