you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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