Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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