he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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