Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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