I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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