When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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