On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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