Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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