I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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