this just has baby written all over it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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