Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
