no. you can't hotbox the world.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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