i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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