It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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