I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
3pm strippers are depressing
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
