can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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