I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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