I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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