Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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