He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
