its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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