How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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