You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
