when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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