But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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