Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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