The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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