so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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