I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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