It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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