So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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