TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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