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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The air was thick with penises
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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