can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
