these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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