It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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