How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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