Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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